What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why is winter considered holy?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?