What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?