What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Ewes good judgement!
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How is cat food sold?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's black and white and goes around and around?