Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
When do cows get tired?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What is the color of the wind?