What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What part of a football field is never the same?