What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
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What horn never makes a sound?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What vegetables make the best music?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
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What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?