How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
They're going stag.
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?