What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why are cars magic?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
How do lawyers say goodbye?