What vehicles are in the best shape?
Trains.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do nosey peppers do?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which animal is the most religious?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How do you grill cheese?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?