What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Pop.
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What is the color of the wind?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Someone stole all my lamps.