What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Pop.
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What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
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What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
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What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?