Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Because it had to go to sum-mer school.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why is spring the oddest season?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?