Someone stole all my lamps.
I couldn't be more de-lighted!
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why don't ants get sick?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What game does a rabbit always win?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?