Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
How do automobiles fly?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?