Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Which cats have the best manners?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why are goats so funny?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?