What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What are you studying in math?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do you call octopus twins?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?