Why did the bulldog have an accent?
He was French!
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?