What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
If you need help building an ark...
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?