What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
A gram cracker.
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What table can you never sit at?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?