What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
I'm stuffed.
What do fish use for glasses?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How are mountains able to see?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?