What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What vegetables make the best music?