What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What are baby potatoes called?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?