My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
I told her I don't think anyone on the team can run that far.
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What animal has the most fun?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?