Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?