Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
It can plead the fifth.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a singing rodent?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What sport do horses love to play?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How does a penguin build its house?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?