What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Octo-pie.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How is cat food sold?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
When do cows get tired?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?