What ocean creature can you never see coming?
A ghost shark.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How does a taco bless the table?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call an angry monkey?