What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How does a barber get to work?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?