What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How does one gelatin greet another?