What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Space Jam.
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which founding father loves to sing?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?