What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
When does a horse talk?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call octopus twins?