What kind of tree loves to high-five?
A palm tree!
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?