Which bird would make a great farmer?
A barn owl.
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Which animals make the most honest judges?