What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?