What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?