What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
She was a bellhop!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What vegetables make the best music?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why was the bee sad?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's a henway?
How do fireflies start a race?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?