What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How long will dinner be?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?