How do you drive a man crazy?
Hide the remote.
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why do math teachers love March?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?