What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
You're from good cardstock.
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What nationality are most fish?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Which state has the best streets?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?