What does winter fat turn into?
Spring rolls.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call the dog magician?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?