Two silkworms got in a fight.
It ended in a tie.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What sport do horses love to play?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where do termites go camping?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?