What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
I'm on a casse-roll!
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why are turtles so shy?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?