Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
She was a sweeper.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How do billboards talk?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?