What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?