What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?