Who is the fastest reindeer?
Dasher.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why was the broom late for school?
How can you make 7 even?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What time of day was Adam created?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What day is your mom always right?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.