Who is the fastest reindeer?
Dasher.
Why do some people love eating snails?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?