Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why do pigs tell jokes?