What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Speak up, my ear isn't what it used to be!
What building always gets stains on it?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why was the storm actually calm?