What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Speak up, my ear isn't what it used to be!
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?