Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they've no pockets to put things in.
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What animal knows kung fu?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?