What is a duck's favorite dance?
The quackstep.
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What did the sick chicken say?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Where do birds go to drink?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How much does freedom weigh?