What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why are baseball games at night?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?