What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What fairy loves to count?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?