What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Crispy bacon.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
How does a polar bear build a house?