What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
A crumb-inal!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where do ants go to eat?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?