Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?