What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
What is the color of the wind?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?