Where does breakfast live?
In a Waffle House®.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why was the cow afraid?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?